My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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