More tranny stories later!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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