So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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