it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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