I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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