fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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