Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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