are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sorry about my life...
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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