one two three fourrrrnication!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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