i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My balls are so social today.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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