WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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