ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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