very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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