so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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