too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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