How'd it feel making her break her religion?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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