I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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