your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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