Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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