I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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