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dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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