so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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