I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock