I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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