pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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