Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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