i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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