In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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