Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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