I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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