So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We named our party play list daddy issues
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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