her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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