Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I hate all girls vehemently.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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