He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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