Dual....:-)
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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