My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Two words: nipple clamps
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