no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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