arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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