David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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