Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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