I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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