Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Omg I joined a choir last night...
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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