You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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