then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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