Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I can't turn off my feet"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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