Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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