He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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