does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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