So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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