Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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