Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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