so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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